A few weeks ago I gave a Doofus Of The Day award to an Australian man who inserted a fork into his sexual organ in a (presumably futile) quest for stimulation.
Now an Australian newspaper has published a much longer and more detailed report on the incident, including a lot of medical information from the doctors who decided to "pull the fork free using forceps and 'copious lubrication' while the patient was under a general anaesthetic". The article includes an X-ray image of the organ in question, complete with new internal accessory.
It still makes me shrink whenever I think about it . . .
Peter
