Showing posts with label Ewwww. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Ewwww. Show all posts

Nov 27, 2013

Stinky!


It seems three whales washed up on the shores of the Faroe Islands the other day.  The islanders decided to cut them up in order to remove the bodies more easily.





Unfortunately, the man doing the cutting seems to have forgotten that whales are big enough to decompose from the inside out - and that gas buildup in the internal organs will find an explosive way out if you cut into them.  You can see a video of the result here.  WARNING:  It's a pretty gruesome sight, so if you're sensitive of stomach or constitution, don't watch it!  It's an absolute explosion of blood, guts and internal organs, which is why I've chosen to link to it rather than embed it here.  It looks as if most of the detritus missed the cutter, but I'm sure he got a noseful of the associated odor!

(A tip o' the hat to reader Snoggeramus for telling me about it.  That man keeps his eyes open!)

Peter

Nov 16, 2013

Ever heard of a 'Guybrator'?


I hadn't, until I came across an article in the Telegraph mentioning it and a number of other 'male-prefix' words.  In case you were wondering, a 'guybrator' is a male vibrator (whatever the hell that is, and I don't want to know!)

See how many of these terms you understand:

  • Blokebuster
  • Dicklit
  • Heavage
  • Manscaping

They're all explained in the article, along with several others.  Clearly, I've led a sheltered existence, as most are new to me . . .





Peter